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"Jokes bring a smile, which leads to a laugh that may brighten someones day"
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Chum Nuck *Steps out of car* No one is getting out are they? No...so I
should get bak in the car shouldnt I? *Steps bak in car* *feels stupid* *repeats stry all over again for no reason* Did i just pee on myself? I have atleast 6 toes!!! *hit*...*elbow*...I HATE YOU! *chuckle* New equipment, Pumped up the tires...smooth ride. Im in the crib givin nigga deep throat! Hip, Skop, and jump! Did we just lose the game? BLUE!!! SeX Is AlWaYs ThE AnSwEr In FaMiLy FeUd!!! Old...just like walking!!! Will: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you...He's my best friend!!! I paid 8 dollars I betta drink! KCA: Kettle Corn Addition! TIE TIE TIE! IMiSSYoUBaBy675: bonjour Pink Moo Moo PJ's, Sport watchin alcoholic Mike, Screamin kids
getting stuck in the laundry shoot, 5 strollers, on the phone and computer, burnin food...My future PMS n' LIFE!!!
Why is this french fry darker than this french fry...*crunch*
MISSY FRY!!! I SWEAR IF YOU SNORT I'M GONNA PEE! *snort* IM GOIN
TO PEE! *bites finger* OW!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FINGER IS NOT A FRENCH FRY! I JUST BIT IT! LOOK AT IT! OMG! LoL Missy...*says something stupid* Mike! Your crazy! No further comment! HeH Go down...Ok now we're doin it! I wanna kneel! How do you
do that?!? *Clinton: Don't do it, stop, I'm not looking! I swear if you do...* HeY! I did a somersault for the first time in my life and I'm
only 15 years old! *thunder*...God just stood up in the middle of McDonalds and clapped for you! RASHASH...RASHAH...(Rashahana?)
NO RASHASHAHANA!!! It kind of sounds like "Can I touch you hynie!" Chinese Mid. Autumn Festival...it doesn't say where it's at... 1...CHILDREN...AS IN 1!!! Surgical Sinky! -Take the pants... "HEY.....YARN!!!!!" *cough* CANDACE HUNNIE......COME OUT, ITS OK! MAKE LIKE A TABLE Hi...um, I have crabs...and they're like, crawling on
my arm...I NEED SOME ITCH OINTMENT! FeFFee did it! Beth thinking the missmatch shoes in the prom magazine came like that Butter me up, and put me on a plate...because I am a ROLL! HEY LOOK! CHICKEN! *bite* EW *spit* AH *wipe with homer!* ITS ON! *scoot to vent* "Hey Missy...when you do that...IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FLYING!"
*puts cloud blanket up...."Look, heehee...IM FLYING!" WE LIKE THA MOON! FREE PORN!!!!!!!!! Teenie Weenie Ass Fuck Week! I cant talk about Luther Vandross (NO!).. *shakes back and
forth* WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Right 'lip' DEFENSIVE FETAL POSITION!!! It smells like dog food and ass.. I hope thats not Missy 2 in the pink.. 1 in the stink Jaimies cell phone every two mintutes.. *bzz* Just let me do this.. come on.. I JUST WANNA DO THIS! We're gonna go in the store together.. and if I come out alone..
theres gonna need to be a clean up on aisle 3 But we cant have both of them in the same room.. Oh yes we can
*smile* *pulls chair bak* *ashley falls on floor* RIP! TIPPLE! PIMPLE! I feel like a retard running away from home *serious talk* YOU SMELL! I know! *slipper shuffle* Aw, common guys. I'm gettin upset and it makes
me gaseous! PgHChicK675: laura just called me bak BOB SMITH? IS BOB SMITH HERE? IS THERE A MR.. BOB SMITH? I GET THE ORANGE MONKEY ON WEEKENDS! We look like retards, Jaimie with her ass out, and Candace walking
around with a boon and spowl! Parade.. camrl, hump, elephant, retarded girl who thinks shes in the parade Did you ever have a wedgie and.. *juicy fart* Feet 4-some.. *in slides odd gray foot with differnt color
dots* How do you get hair stuck in a cooch? MiSSy and CanDaCe...The Stream Adventurers! All I wanted to do was hold your hand! But I always got stuck by myself or with the teacher! Chicken abortion Hey...that looks like Tony...er...CLIFF sitting on the bench!!! ...shh, lets watch these lesbians...first one will giggle, then they will touch...then the other will giggle...*krista giggles...touch...candace giggles...* Kim had a turd lookin thing of gum on her ass! GET OUTTA ME! Don't pull anything out!...I'm only 10!!! *blah blah blah*...OMG...MY PANTS JUST BIT ME! omg...like...I live so close to perry, we should have all out games at perry, like...i would be able to get up so late and just walk to school! DADDY! Oh DaDDY! Come here daddy! DaDDY! YO MOMMA! *PuNch* Too Close! Hey...lets just find someone fat and ugly and ask them if their name is Kate! Dropped your lips! 6ft Flames outta Three Lighters!!! You want some beer? You want some beer honey? Stop touching each others pee pees and spread out! No don't talk to me! I'm trying to get my wusband back!!! MiKeSGurL675: they need to make an arbys in iraq, hehe F'd in the A I was trying to hold in the fart...but then you guys made me laugh! WHY DID YOU GUYS THROW THIS AWAY? THIS IS A .... GOOD SOMETHING!!! Look wat happens when I unbuckle my pants *pants fall down* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *points to hand hole (handle) on bus* Guys I keep on throwing up air... You mean your burping? OH YEAH!!! You need to wear those nice shirts with those nice nipple things If you do that, all the guys will be pointing their dicks in your direction No.. its by weight.. Candace: OH MY GOD! Are you gonna eat that?!? MiKeSGurL675: dont let the bed bugs bite! Missy: Hey, I think they're droppin hints *nudges Lauren* ( . )Y( . ) <---- MiSSy WaZ HeRR *us in background* "ITS A PIECE OF SHYT" Chips Ahoy Cockies and Penis Butter! Is this a sidewalk!?! yea...and i would have cheese if people knew how to close the LUNCH MEAT BAGGY THINGYS! (KEEP ON THE DL): change of plans.. got sum local prostitutes workin my corner... not safe to leave the house.. .. its judys mom.. |
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