"Sometimes the simplest things in life are the most amusing"

You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same

IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot then to open your mouth and prove it

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE

***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!

I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm BLOOMFIELDS Finest!

Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:*

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

*~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!*~*

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on

I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW

the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle

****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****

You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things.

The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water

~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~

The oposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else

**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**

**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**

Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults.

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.

As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"

*....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS....*

You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise.

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!

i am independant and abusive...stay out of my way...

no where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

Girls are like fireworks there kiss lights up the night there hugs make everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow

The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one who argues with him

if your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

*LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH!*

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

NØ ØNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tø Dø
¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE WaY *¡* WanT To

Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!

If u need space join NASA baby!!!

East to the Sea,West to the Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

Daddy's little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue!

X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!!